…. Back on the prowl. Meow.
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.
I sure love it when my beau goes and gets the car so I don’t have to walk in the rain.
Sidenote: tonight we wore matching shirts, unplanned.
Who’s boyfriend gets mad about them paying their tab at the bar?
Mine. Seriously? Wtf. Tryna do somethin’ sweet here and I’m chastised…
Me: What would you do if I lost my memory?
Sam: I don't know... I know that I wouldn't give up that easily... I don't think that I'd ever give up.
Morning conversation with Sam
Me: *rolls over* Good morning.
Sam: Good morning, princess. Sleep well?
Me: Yes, except I can't breathe out of my left nostril.
Sam: Well that's funny, I can't breathe from my right. If we were combined into the same person, we couldn't use our nose at all.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend’s mother begins following you on Pinterest and you have an entire pinboard for “wedding ideas.”